Rice Chopper

 

I may be looking for a new job 

but being a Rice Chopper 

is not on my list of considerations...

No Kings

 

This is what it means, right?...

Blinds

 

Selling blinds sounds like a SHADEY business to me...

Wheel of Fortune

 

Yes, Ryan Seacrest, I'd like to buy a vowel please...

Bryan fans

 

I was working security at a concert in Syracuse last night and

I was excited that so many people came out to support me with their shirts that said my name on it!

So what if it said "Luke" before it said "Bryan"!

Window Washing

 

Window washing can be such a giant PANE sometimes....

A-Tack!

 

Did you hear about the war with two armies of pushpins?
It started when someone yelled A-TACK!!!