67ers

 

If the Philadelphia 76ers really wanted to be current with the times, 

they'd consider changing their name to the 67ers

Gaining Weight

The Bundy Museum Open Mic Night

January 15, 2026

 

Working While Fat

Bundy Museum Open Mic Night 

January 15, 2026

 

Xray - Ted

 

Salad Cowboys

 

I recently saw a guy wearing an upside down Dallas Cowboys hat

and I thought it would make more sense as a Salad Cowboys hat!

Only Fans Duel

 

I'm thinking of creating a sports betting site for single moms 

who want to make a little bit of extra money on the side.

I think I'll call it, Only Fans Duel!

Rice Chopper

 

I may be looking for a new job 

but being a Rice Chopper 

is not on my list of considerations...

No Kings

 

This is what it means, right?...

Blinds

 

Selling blinds sounds like a SHADEY business to me...

Wheel of Fortune

 

Yes, Ryan Seacrest, I'd like to buy a vowel please...

Bryan fans

 

I was working security at a concert in Syracuse last night and

I was excited that so many people came out to support me with their shirts that said my name on it!

So what if it said "Luke" before it said "Bryan"!

Window Washing

 

Window washing can be such a giant PANE sometimes....

A-Tack!

 

Did you hear about the war with two armies of pushpins?
It started when someone yelled A-TACK!!!

Mixed Messaging

I was confused by the mixed messaging here, do they want you to seek help from the brochures? 

Or just help yourself?

Friendly's is Broke

DO NOT ask this door for any spare change, it's BROKE!

 

Hiring Five Guys...

 

Women need not apply I guess...

Nascar Pace Car

 

No Chalk Please

 I'll take mine without the chalk thank you!

Up All Nigth Club

 

For all we know they may have wanted this sign to read Diamond Night Club. Whose idea was it to still put this up in bright lights and not ask for it to be reprinted?

And how about the upside laundry sign? Did someone hang it out to dry?

In God We Trust

Let me know if you can make sense of this. I think they were just given a set of words and they weren't given an order to put them in. Have fun in the comments with the order you would have put them in!

I swear I didn't edit this or add any filters.