Tesla Auto-Drive Feature

Tesla's Drive Like A New Yorker Feature

 

Ariana Extra Large

 Ariana Grande joke with a WICKED twist at the end 

67ers

 

If the Philadelphia 76ers really wanted to be current with the times, 

they'd consider changing their name to the 67ers

Gaining Weight

The Bundy Museum Open Mic Night

January 15, 2026

 

Working While Fat

Bundy Museum Open Mic Night 

January 15, 2026

 

Xray - Ted

 

Salad Cowboys

 

I recently saw a guy wearing an upside down Dallas Cowboys hat

and I thought it would make more sense as a Salad Cowboys hat!

Only Fans Duel

 

I'm thinking of creating a sports betting site for single moms 

who want to make a little bit of extra money on the side.

I think I'll call it, Only Fans Duel!

Rice Chopper

 

I may be looking for a new job 

but being a Rice Chopper 

is not on my list of considerations...

No Kings

 

This is what it means, right?...

Blinds

 

Selling blinds sounds like a SHADEY business to me...

Wheel of Fortune

 

Yes, Ryan Seacrest, I'd like to buy a vowel please...

Bryan fans

 

I was working security at a concert in Syracuse last night and

I was excited that so many people came out to support me with their shirts that said my name on it!

So what if it said "Luke" before it said "Bryan"!

Window Washing

 

Window washing can be such a giant PANE sometimes....

A-Tack!

 

Did you hear about the war with two armies of pushpins?
It started when someone yelled A-TACK!!!

Mixed Messaging

I was confused by the mixed messaging here, do they want you to seek help from the brochures? 

Or just help yourself?

Friendly's is Broke

DO NOT ask this door for any spare change, it's BROKE!

 

Hiring Five Guys...

 

Women need not apply I guess...

Nascar Pace Car

 

No Chalk Please

 I'll take mine without the chalk thank you!