Friendly's is Broke

DO NOT ask this door for any spare change, it's BROKE!

 

Hiring Five Guys...

 

Women need not apply I guess...

No Chalk Please

 I'll take mine without the chalk thank you!

Up All Nigth Club

 

For all we know they may have wanted this sign to read Diamond Night Club. Whose idea was it to still put this up in bright lights and not ask for it to be reprinted?

And how about the upside laundry sign? Did someone hang it out to dry?

In God We Trust

Let me know if you can make sense of this. I think they were just given a set of words and they weren't given an order to put them in. Have fun in the comments with the order you would have put them in!

I swear I didn't edit this or add any filters.

 

Car Wash Signs

 

Can anyone explain this liability to me? If your car is newer than 3 years will they cover more things? Will your car self destruct if it's over 3 years old?

Make 'em Laugh

 Make 'em laugh until they cry they say right?

A Meat Eating Ford Vehicle!

 

The Utah Raptors!

 

Found Safe!

 

Well, I'm glad this had a happy ending but I couldn't help but add a little  

creative editing at the end. After all, shouldn't they have checked there first?

Magic Vanilla Shake Recipe

 

I did not change anything about the latest recipe post from my physical therapist's office above.

That must be one magical Vanilla Protein Shake to be made with those ingredients though!

A Uni-Corn Play Pen!

 

What do you get when you cross a Unicorn

And a Corn Play Pen?...

Proofreader Needed

 

I hope the person proofreading the CONTRACT

is different than who made this Keller Williams Realty, Inc. sign!

Santa's Helpers

 

So this is where Santa's helpers hang out during the Summer months.

I guess the 'Climate Controlled' feature is set to imitate the North Pole!

Tire Discounters Alignment

I am not in ALIGNMENT with the spelling on this Tire Discounters sign

Sign Making is Exhausting

 

What happens when you're too EXHAUSTED to finish what you've started...

Morningstar VEGGItizers

 

While grocery shopping on Walmart.com tonight I zoomed in on this picture of MorningStar Farms Parmesan Garlic VEGGItizer Wings to see if the packaging said that they were boneless or bone-in wings. Just let that set in for a minute if you don't get it right away.

Teacher of The Year

 Clearly, she is not THE English teacher at THE school...

Nye Humor Live! - Covid World Episode

 

We are living in a Covid World. The latest Nye Humor Live! episode talks about Coronavirus trends and the return of football in America!

Nye Humor Live - The Popcorn Episode